Issue No1                                 Saturday, April 20th - Ebola                           Year: 2002
  That's right. The Fradicle have changed around. Now it's bigger better and overall more incoherent, newsier and totally unreliable as evidence to prove your case in court. Unless you plead termal insanity of course. Riddled with spelling misstakes and made up words, we (I) plan to make this place a home for driveling retards and drooling geeks with nothing better to do than to tape their glasses and jerk off to the free tours at various porn sites. So grab a beerbong (like in this issues "The Strip") and relax. The Strip btw, is a comic I invented specifically for this page. It have no real caracters, but me and my friends. The jokes are most of the time only inside jokes and the drawings is cluttered with, spunk. So you'll probaly not understand crap of what joke I might be aiming for... //Kristian   Although this is a bit limping first issue of the Fradicle. We (I) realise, that it's good. Cause it can only be better. I also ditched the strip that we (I) promised you in the first headline, on this very same damn page. Cause I hate to draw comic strips. I really hate them. They are so damned boring.
  Yes, it's true. We (I) have an exclusive interview with Carmack himself confessing that Doom3, is just a con from ID's side. They are really working on "Paradise made out of Doodie 4" as Quake apparently is called at ID. - Yes, that's right bitches. Those are all just pre-redered animations we made to fuck with you asses. Carmack lashes out. -So why did you go through all this effort to fool the entire world that Doom3 was coming? - Cause I'm John Carmack, and I got a bigass savings account. Haha it was soo good. You should have seen the looks on your faces. -So what about Raven making Quake4 then? -Oh that was true. Carmack says. We're gonna make Paradise made out of Doodie 4, they got the name since we didn't need it anyway. We at ID figured it was time that the Paradise made out of Doodie series got known by it's real name. -We? are all at ID in on that? -Uhm, NO. But I RULE that company. So there's the Quakecon for yah. (Carmack ends the sentance with a manic laughter.) -Speaking of cons, carmack continues. Fred Nilsson isn't really swedish. I mean he can't be. I haven't seen him wear lederhosen or eat swedish meatballs ONCE. He wouldn't even massouse us at ID, and he defenitely don't speak at all like Arnold Swartzenegger. All swedish people do that. So he can't be swedish. -But Arnold isn't from sweden, he's from Austria. -Well, he speak just like they do on TV, the swedes that is. Carmack explains. I nod accordingly. Who am I to dispute with such genious. //Kristian.
  Issue No1                                 Saturday, April 20th - Ebola                           Year: 2002
 
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